12 Quotes From Steve Martin To Make You Chuckle

12 Quotes From Steve Martin To Make You Chuckle

Stephen Glenn “Steve” Martin was born in Waco, Texas on August 14, 1945.

He is a man of many talents including comedian, actor, musician, author, screenwriter, film producer and voice actor.

Martin became known initially as a writer for the Smothers Brothers Comedy hour on TV. Later he appeared on The Tonight Show.

During the 1970’s Steve Martin performed as a stand-up comedian from which many of these quotes originated.

In later years he gave up stand-up in favor of acting for which he received a number of Emmy, Grammy and American Comedy awards.

In 2004, Comedy Central ranked Martin at sixth place in a list of the 100 greatest stand-up comics. He was awarded an honorary Oscar at the Academy’s 5th Annual Governors Awards in 2013.

Browse through these Steve Martin quotes and decide if the awards were justified:

  1. Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
  2. I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
  3. There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
  4. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  5. When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me.
  6. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
  7. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
  8. Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
  9. I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
  10. What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
  11. With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you’re never off the hook.
  12. Comedy may be big business but it isn’t pretty.

How do you feel about Steve Martin’s humor as illustrated in these quotes?

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