If you’re not attending Bayside High School or making a first impression at Stephanie Tanner’s middle school, then it doesn’t belong in your wardrobe. Distressed or bedazzled denim has no place in the closet of a grown woman. Focusing on simpler, more timeless styles like dark-washed jeans is a foolproof way to avoid embarrassment.
Bad Taste Overall
Overalls were already a mistake when they resurfaced in the early 2000s. Unless you’re time-travelling from the Great Depression or living in the backwoods of American farm country, there’s no reason to fold these archaic britches into your day-to-day wardrobe. If you’re that attached, tuck them into the back of your closet for when you need to work on some pottery.