30 Funny Pick Up Lines That Guarantee You Won’t Go Home Alone

30 Funny Pick Up Lines That Guarantee You Won’t Go Home Alone

The general assumption when dealing with the subject of funny pick up lines is that they are directed only towards women

In our brave new world, that is no longer always the case. However, the material that our Life Daily researchers found did tend to support that traditionalist view. Having said that, a careful inspection of our selection will show you that some of the lines can equally be used by women.

Either way, using an effective pickup line is a great ice-breaker. It allows for further conversation, eases the tension, and may put a smile on the face of the recipient.

The key to a good pick up line is delivery and timing. It has to come across as confident otherwise, no matter how well crafted or corny, it will not achieve its purpose.

The advantage of funny pickup lines is that you can always pretend you were joking if the person on the receiving end doesn’t give you the response you hoped for

Some people feel that pickup lines generally imply that you lack the intelligence or charm to sweep a person of their feet. They can also seem inherently cheesy and antiquated. It would be much better if you could use your creativity and wit to charm the pants off your target, rather than drop one-liners with the hope and intentions of getting that person into bed as quickly as possible.

But we recognize that in pickup situations it’s easy to get tongue-tied and flustered; memorizing and using something from our selection may be all you need to get over that first hurdle.

Browse through our list, and make a mental note of those lines which you think you might be able to use with confidence and conviction

1. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

2. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

3. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

4. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

5. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

6. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

7. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

8. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

9. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

10. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

11. Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

12. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

13. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

14. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

15. Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

16. Where have you been all my life?

17. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

18. If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

19. Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

20. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

21. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

22. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

23. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

24. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

25. What’s your sign?

26. You turn my software into hardware!

27. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

28. Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

29. Be unique and different, say yes.

30. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

So there you have our list. We hope that you found something there which you will be able to apply at the right time, and we wish you good luck in your quest for the perfect partner.

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