These 15 Spaceballs Quotes Will Make You Smile – Or Not

These 15 Spaceballs Quotes Will Make You Smile – Or Not

Spaceballs is an American comic science fiction movie intended to be a parody of Star Wars.

The film, written and directed by Mel Brooks, is a typical example of his wacky and unique concept of humor. The plot and characters satirize not only the original Star Wars trilogy, but also other sci-fi franchises, including Star Trek, Alien, and the Planet of the Apes.

Although it initially received mixed reviews, it has now become a cult classic, and is one of Brooks’s most popular films. Mel Brooks’s humor is a mixture of slapstick, smut and subtedly that you either love or hate – and he has both fans and critics.

Brooks had to liaise closely with George Lucas, the creator and producer of Star Wars, because the Spaceballs characters so closely resembled those of the original movie. He even had to agree to Lucas’s demand that any merchandising materials would not include Spaceballs action figures to compete with Star Wars figures.

Spaceballs is full of “one-liners” so typical of Mel Brooks’s style of comedy, and those that our LifeDaily team has chosen are typical, and give an essence of what the film is about.

Just browse through our selection of Spaceballs quotes – listed by character – to understand its quirky humor:

Dark Helmet

  1. So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
  2. You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let’s see how well you handle it.
  3. What have I done?! My brains are going into my feet!
  4. F**k! Even in the future nothing works!
  5. I bet she gives great helmet.
  6. 1-2-3-4-5? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard of in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
  7. S**t! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!

President Skroob

8. The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.

9. Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don’t know what to do. I can’t make decisions! I’m a president!

10. Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?!

Lone Starr

11. On this ship, you are to refer to me as “idiot,” not “you captain”! I mean – you know what I mean!

12. Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

13. We’re not just doing it for money…We’re doing it for a sh*tload of money!

Barf14. Look your highness, it’s not that we’re afraid, far from it. It’s just that we’ve got this thing about death; it’s not us.

15. Funny, she doesn’t look Druish.

Have you seen the movie? Do you think our Spaceball quotes are a true reflection of its style and humor?

If you haven’t seen Spaceballs, will these quotes encourage you to remedy that any time soon?

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