18 Really Cheesy Pickup Lines

There are many different ways of approaching someone who attracts you, and who you would like to know better.

At first glance, it may seem strange that we would suggest using any of the cheesy pickup lines that our Life Daily team has selected.

However, it is their very “cheesiness” that can make all the difference between success and failure on the pickup scene. There are no end of pickup lines classified as “romantic”or “cute”, so to stand out from the crowd, your approach needs to be a little unusual.

On the other hand, you don’t want to face instant rejection because your approach is just “too cheesy”, so what’s the secret? For a pickup line to be effective you have to work on the delivery and timing. You have to come across as confident or it will not have achieved its purpose.

It’s too easy to get tongue-tied and flustered in pickup situations, and how do you know if – from all the thousands of possible pickup lines – you have chosen the best one for your situation?

That’s why we’ve put together a selection of cheesy pickup lines which you can scan in a few moments.

All you need to do is checkout our list, and pick those lines which you feel you could use with confidence and conviction:

1. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
2. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
3. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
4. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
5. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
6. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
7. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
8. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
9. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
10. Be unique and different, say yes.
11. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes
12. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
13. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
14. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
15. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
16. You’re hotter than donut oil.
17. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
18. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Now that you’ve seen the selection, what do you think about our cheesy pickup lines suggestions?

Too cheesy – or just not cheesy enough? Which lines would YOU use?

Let us know what you think by using our comments feed below.